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    Welcome to Snarky Kitten: the home of sarcasm, wit, and chocolate cake. I've learned that the only way to survive life is to find the humor in every day events. Join me as I snark about my life and the idiots around me.



Er… huh?

Today I was packing the kids up to go home… as we passed our coat hooks, I went through the usual list of left behind items.  “Whose gloves are these?”  “Somebody left their hat.”  “Whose boots are those?”  “Lucas, you forgot your sweater.”  “Somebody left their pizza sauce.”  With a hundred little puzzled stares aimed at me, I leaned over to look a little closer to make sure I hadn’t lost my mind… nope… completely sane.  “Somebody left their pizza sauce.”  A hundred little giggles… (and nobody claimed it).