Snarky Kitten » gross http://snarkykitten.com Laughing so hard, I just might pee... Tue, 17 Aug 2010 21:38:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Really? http://snarkykitten.com/2009/07/27/really/ http://snarkykitten.com/2009/07/27/really/#comments Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:42:05 +0000 Trix http://snarkykitten.com/?p=299 I was just in a drive-thru line waiting for my chopped salad and lemonade for lunch… and the guy ahead of me (in a royal blue corvette, go figure) opened his door and spit on the pavement.  Actual saliva… not even tobacco (although that’s just as gross).  Really?  Guys still do that?  Did I miss a day in health class where they showed us that men create more spit than women?  Do you really need to mark the drive-thru lane as your territory?  Is half-wit hillbilly the image we’re really going for now?

Guys…  if you’re out in the forest shootin’ up deer and skinnin’ ‘possum, then go ahead and have a spit to solidify your manly experience.  But out here in the nice, clean suburbs… keep all bodily fluids to yourself.  Spitting doesn’t make you look manly… it makes you look stupid… and gross.  Stop it.  (Although, blue corvette was already looking stupid and gross sans spit.  Ohhhh snap!)

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