Laughing so hard, I just might pee...The war between Snarky and her Mac has escalated to physical violence… on the part of the Mac. OK… so maybe I started the fight last year when I would bang the laptop on the desk to get it to power up. But this is an entirely new laptop… it doesn’t know about my past war crimes.
Anyway… from the very beginning, the Mac has been trying to hurt me. The edges on this thing are unbelievably sharp, cutting into my wrists all day long. My friends laughed at me and called me a wimp… they couldn’t possibly imagine that a company would make a computer with razor sharp edges. Hmmmm… just mine, I suppose. But I googled it and discovered that many were experiencing the same issue. In fact, there are even cushion-type products on the market for just this issue. There wasn’t much I could do, so I covered the edges with sticky notes (classy!) and learned how to type with my wrists in the air a little more.
Today, however, the Mac lashed out at me and actually drew blood! I was shutting it down and shoving it in my file cabinet for the night, when it actually sliced my finger open. That bitch! This wasn’t even caused by the sharp edges… it was something lethal on the outside of the laptop. Who manufactures these things? Ginsu?
So I just want you all to know… if my lifeless body is found at work near my desk… it wasn’t suicide… it was the Mac.
