And btw… I’m officially banning the word mojo.
Drives me NUTS when I read and reread a post... and as soon as I hit that publish button, I find a typo. Every. Damn. Time.
Mom: Dad wants you to take a picture of your daisy garden and email it.
Translation: We want to make sure you haven't killed the flowers we planted for you.Me: Got my hair cut today.
Mom: Did you get it cut short again?
Me: No.
Mom: Oh, well maybe next time.LOL... GEE-ZUS! I wonder if Mom likes my hair short? It's a mystery...
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