http://snarkykitten.com Laughing so hard, I just might pee... Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:23:48 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en During a recent night out with the girls, I found myself listening to the strangest story in the history of the world.  Of course, I feel inclined to share the horror with you now. A couple martinis into the night, Veronica* says, "Well, girls, I did it!"  (Oh, God... this could ... http://snarkykitten.com/2008/11/10/manscaping-101/ A dark shadow has fallen upon the snarky kingdom.  I'm beyond depressed.  Is it the economy?  No.  Seasonal Affective Disorder?  I wish.  A plague of boils and locusts?  I could be so lucky.  What I have to share with you is much more apocalyptic than any of these. MILLER HAS STOPPED ... http://snarkykitten.com/2008/10/21/zomething-zad/ ... your regularly scheduled program for the following geek update: Holy patch, Batman!  We got a new update for Warcraft last night to prepare for the expansion coming out next month.  I won't bore you with all the nerdy details... but OH-EM-GEE, I love love LOVE the new talents.  I'm an ... http://snarkykitten.com/2008/10/15/we-interrupt/ Our classes are always being asked to create displays for special events in the school.  They are usually a part of some competition.  Not to sound conceited, but my class generally wins.  Well... we win when we TRY to win. Yes, that's right... I don't always try to win.  Why?  I ... http://snarkykitten.com/2008/10/14/winning-isnt-everything/ I've had a sinus infection all weekend.  It feels like my brain has exploded and is oozing out of my nose.  Still better than being at work... http://snarkykitten.com/2008/10/13/149/ I have three words for you.  Those three little words you've been waiting to hear. Three! Day! Weekend! (OK Maybe I'm the one who was waiting to hear them.) http://snarkykitten.com/2008/10/10/145/ The war between Snarky and her Mac has escalated to physical violence... on the part of the Mac.  OK... so maybe I started the fight last year when I would bang the laptop on the desk to get it to power up.  But this is an entirely new laptop... it ... http://snarkykitten.com/2008/10/10/snarky-1-mac-1/ A small group of my struggling students were reading a book about a birthday party with me today.  The last page had this picture on it: We talked about what was going on in the picture, and I asked the students what the girl got as one of her presents.  One ... http://snarkykitten.com/2008/10/09/chicken/ "OMG Snarky... you need to get a Facebook page."  "Why?"  "So I can add you to my friends."  "I'm your friend already."  "Well we can post messages to each other and stuff."  "Don't you have my e-mail address and phone number... and you know... the joy of me in person?"  ... http://snarkykitten.com/2008/10/08/no-thanks/ I feel absolutely awful!  My last frog died today.  After wishing her demise yesterday, I feel REALLY guilty now. I love animals... I have more compassion for them than I do for people many times.  I feel very cold-hearted for being happy to see these pets go.  In my defense, I ... http://snarkykitten.com/2008/10/07/oh-noes/