Drives me NUTS when I read and reread a post… and as soon as I hit that publish button, I find a typo.  Every. Damn. Time.

Mom: Dad wants you to take a picture of your daisy garden and email it.
Translation: We want to make sure you haven’t killed the flowers we planted for you.

Me: Got my hair cut today.
Mom: Did you get it cut short again?
Me: No.
Mom: Oh, well maybe next time.

LOL… GEE-ZUS! I wonder if Mom likes my hair short? It’s a mystery…

AND… the best gift I got this Christmas… a subscription to Betty & Veronica’s Double Digest.  Woot!

And BTW… red velvet won, hands down.

You know it’s time to see a doctor when you open a new bottle of Extra Strength Excedrin Gelcaps, and you start to salivate as if it were a box of fine Belgian chocolates.

I’ve had a sinus infection all weekend.  It feels like my brain has exploded and is oozing out of my nose.  Still better than being at work…

I have three words for you.  Those three little words you’ve been waiting to hear. Three! Day! Weekend! (OK Maybe I’m the one who was waiting to hear them.)

Happy half birthday to me!    LOL

Yay!  After a leave of absence, my work “BFF” is back!  Let the games begin!