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    Welcome to Snarky Kitten: the home of sarcasm, wit, and chocolate cake. I've learned that the only way to survive life is to find the humor in every day events. Join me as I snark about my life and the idiots around me.



I’ve been so busy and in such a nesting phase that my takeout Chinese guy missed me!  LOL



Cuponk:  Beer pong training toy? Kids are so lucky these days.



My kitty loves Pirate’s Booty as much as I do.  :)



Drives me NUTS when I read and reread a post… and as soon as I hit that publish button, I find a typo.  Every. Damn. Time.



Mom: Dad wants you to take a picture of your daisy garden and email it.
Translation: We want to make sure you haven’t killed the flowers we planted for you.



Me: Got my hair cut today.
Mom: Did you get it cut short again?
Me: No.
Mom: Oh, well maybe next time.

LOL… GEE-ZUS! I wonder if Mom likes my hair short? It’s a mystery…