I’m fairly obsessed with gum. I always have some with me and rarely run out. This could be because my mom used to monitor my gum usage. She’d keep it in a special drawer and I was allowed to take ONE PIECE of sugar-free cinnamon gum with me each morning before school. A normal kid would have ripped it into pieces and spread it out through the day. But I *had* to shove the whole thing in my mouth immediately. And as an act of (passive) aggression, I always threw the wrapper in the drawer for Mom to find later. Score 1 for me. But I digress…
On my way home from a friend’s house today, I was frantically searching my purse for a piece of gum. No luck. I unsuccessfully checked every hiding place in the car. Oh noes! The whole world seemed out of balance. I managed to calm myself through the withdrawal fits… then I suddenly smelled fresh gum. Is it a mirage? Is there a piece of gum hiding somewhere, taunting me? Oh wait… I’m passing a Wrigley’s factory! *Takes a big whiff* Mmmmm… Juicy Fruit.
I drive by this factory 40-50 times a year and I have NEVER smelled gum. Maybe the other gum flavors aren’t as aromatic. Maybe I haven’t been going by at the right time. Maybe my Spidey senses were tingling in my weakened state. Regardless, I couldn’t believe how fragrant it was… and fresh… and delicious. It was just enough of a buzz to get me home with a big smile on my face. I love it when something so small can make my day.
Laughing so hard, I just might pee...