My birthday was this weekend.  When my sister called to wish me a happy one she asked how I felt being a year older.  I told her I felt old.  She assured me that I wasn’t old.  But this didn’t comfort me much since she’s 9 years older than me… she was really just trying to make herself feel better.  If she admits I’m old, then she’s ancient by comparison.  LOL  I loved that she seemed a bit terrified by this, so I egged her on a bit.  I joked that it was time for me to have my mid-life crisis now… perhaps buy a sports car.  She reminded me that sports cars are usually what men do… so then I wondered what do women do?  The best my sister could come up with is “get hair extensions”.  Maybe I’ll get vajazzled instead.  ROFL