Tomorrow is the dreaded family birthday party for a one-year-old child… except it’s not even my family. My friend always has these huge family parties for her kids… and then she invites her 5 single girlfriends, too. No other friends… just us. Talk about awkward! The only good part is that I didn’t hear about it until yesterday… so I’ve only had a day and a half to dread it. A friend of mine said, “Prepare for the huge party sub.” Another responded, “A big sandwich, kool-aid, and a moon jumper… oh my!” I really lead a glamorous life. *winks*
Cuponk: Beer pong training toy? Kids are so lucky these days.
My kitty loves Pirate's Booty as much as I do. :)
Drives me NUTS when I read and reread a post... and as soon as I hit that publish button, I find a typo. Every. Damn. Time.
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