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Yay!

Wheeeeeeeee!  My new couch is here!  Nevermind that the delivery guys came 2 hours early… and when they called to say they’d be here in 10 minutes, I was still in bed.  I’m too excited to care about letting strangers in my house in my pj’s!

I called my parents to share my joy.  Unfortunately, Mom wasn’t home, so I got to talk to Dad.  He isn’t exactly the epitome of excitement over anything.  I told him I got the couch and his response was, “You had to take a day off of work?”  LOL  I ignored it and continued babbling about how cute it is.  Then he said, “Am I going to be able to stretch out and take a nap on this thing?”  Always so practical…

I’ve inspected every inch of it again, just to be safe.  It’s still in perfect condition.  So now if any pee stains turn up, I’ll know they’re my own.