Gas for 6 hour drive to Ohio… $100
Purchases at outlet mall (Pottery Barn, White House Black Market, Coach, etc.)… $750 (and a security call from Mastercard)
Dinner out… $150
Hotel room… $100
Cocktails for hotel room… $50
Drunken fall on a slippery bathroom floor (and earning the new nickname “Riblet”)… 2 cracked ribs
Road trip with the girls… priceless!
Laughing so hard, I just might pee...