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She’s Got Purse-onality

We’ve all heard the saying that you can tell a lot about a woman by what’s in her purse. As I cleaned out my purse yesterday, I couldn’t help but giggle over some of the things I found in there. I thought I’d make a list of what can be found in my purse (pre-clean out), and what I think it all says.

A fairly slim wallet containing:
1 credit card, 1 atm card, driver’s license, a few store discount cards, insurance card, etc.
$12
checkbook (no register… I’ve come to terms with the fact that I will never keep up with recording checks I write)
random wallet-size photos of kids (a note to parents out there… your FRIENDS do not want wallet-size photos of your kids)
*Clearly I like to keep my spending under control, I’m too lazy to balance a checkbook, and I as much as I don’t want pics of other people’s kids, I can’t bring myself to throw them away.

3 lipglosses (1 for day, 1 for night, and 1 minty shimmery one that I LOVE)
*I’m always ready for any occasion.

Tide to Go pen
*I spill.

Sharpie marker (you have no idea how many times this has come in handy)
*I mail a lot of packages.

4 #2 pencils (still in there from when I took my certification tests over a month ago)
*I’m a procrastinator.

Keys
*I like being able to get in my car and house.

Cell phone (LG Cherry Chocolate… hasn’t been charged in a couple of weeks)
*I like having a cute phone, but could care less if anyone wants to call me.

A small Hello Kitty notebook and pen
*I write everything down (and can’t resist girly pink things)!

Orbitz Bubblemint gum
*I like fresh breath, but love to blow bubbles, too.

A pill container stuffed with Extra Strength Excedrin and Sudafed
*I’ve got major sinus issues.

A bunch of random store receipts
*I have an addiction to Target.

That’s my life in a nutshell… errr… in a purse…


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